It was around 3:00am and a very drunk Snuffbomb was stumbling into his shared apartment, there waited his creation */BoyFriend* Laughing Jack. Of Course being the kind *boyfriend* creation he was, LJ stayed up to wait for the blonde. As Snuffy stumbled in he the door, he tripped over his own feet and fell flat on his face.
Hearing the ruckus LJ came around the corner to see his *snuffykins* creator lying on the ground.
“Hey He who scares children can you help me up I can’t move” Snuff mumbled into the floor.
Immediately Jack ran to him (after laughing for three minutes of course) and picked him up and cradled him in his arms.
“Woah you’re so monochromatic” Snuff said as he picked at Jack’s feathers “who’s the dumbass that decided your color scheme?” The drunk snuff asked (More like slurred)
“A true true idiot” LJ replied in a low voice.
“Hey LJ can you drop me on the couch?” Snuff slurred.
“Umm Why?” He asked curiously.
“Have you seen the color of it!?! It’s like a fucking smurf ass. I wanna fondle it so hard~”
Keeping a straight face was hard but LJ managed it as he laid his odd *lover* creator down on the couch. But before he could return to his slumber he felt two hands grab the elastic part of his suspenders.
He turned to see snuff with his lip jutted out and on the verge of tears.
“What is it now?” Jack asked irritated.
“Well there are a lot of weird shit in the dark I was wondering … could you sleep with me… on the couch?”
“No” Jack said sternly.
“I SAID NO!”
He turned to go again but this time two hands on his hip stopped him.
“Snuff what the hell are you doing?” Jack sputtered.
“I wanna cuddle and you being a dick, now get over here” Snuff pulled the clown with quite some force for a man who was drunk, and Jack was now laying on the couch with a drunk/now passed out Snuffbomb on his chest. All Jack could do was sigh.
“Atleast I like you, you stupid human” He said as he draped the couch blanket over them both.
(I had and inspiration boner)